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aPPlicaTIoN - Jorveh
Jorvasker
Site Member

Age: 16

Country: United Shit of Americunts

Do you have and installed Mount&Blade:Warband Napoleonic Wars DLC: No, I uninstalled it last night.

Do you speak english: Yes.

Prior clan/regiment experience: To much.

Who recruited you: What is recruitment?

Reason for joining: I absolutely loathe NW and want to join a regiment that is RIP'd.

Which days in the week, are you able to attend trainings on (day and time): 0

How long have you played Napoleonic Wars/Mount&Musket: Too long.

If you have steam, whats your login name: You have meh b0ss.

Do you have a microphone: Yus

Are you willing to fully dedicate yourself to the Regiment, follow the Code of Conduct and stay active: No, NW is shite.

Monday 27 Jul, 2015 @ 05:33PM
Warder
Site Member

Best application eu



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Monday 27 Jul, 2015 @ 07:14PM
Wilhelmrk
Sergent

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You've been approved into the ranks of one of the deadest regiments there is!
Our trainings can be inactive and not at all happening and we expect high ball scratching and dedication to trolling!
There is a fine line between trainings & events and our "off time", we expect you to know this! Basically you should just shout louder than anyone else to mark your claim on leadership!
During our off time, we are a strict and controlling community with drinking alone, singleplayer on several other games in non communicative style!
On trainings and events we are absent and prolly wanking!
It is a common thought that we are a french-speaking regiment, this is not the case. In the end we aren't gay. We are an somewhat english-speaking regiment.

We have two companies, the company you are assigned to is the 1ere Compagnie which is dedicated to European Members, the other one is purely theoretical, like your sex life.

You must make a character named: 1er_Gren_Rec_"Insert D" with this banner:

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Your face must not be black or asian nor can you be female. This is not because we are a racist bunch of old KKK people, but for a historical purpose; there were no black people in the 1er Grenadiers. [k]Keep telling this to yourself Sergi, keep telling this to yourself, we all know the reason![/k]
It is a must that you have great moustache, and some wrinkles on your face! Tune up the age on your character!
Moustaches are mandatory in the guard, don't use pipes or cigars.
Then I cant smoke my kush mate.. dang!

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Regimental Events:

- 1er Compagnie - EU

Well, we have no events but we might do a circle jerk once a week.

Please take note of the training times. Before we actually have you attend our event though we require you to attend a sexual Orientation or Training so that we can give you a rundown of the things in the regiment, for example our massive collection of sextoys, to get a wee session for yourself going just ask an NCO such as myself or a CO and we can give you a small presentation and such on how stuff works within the regiment as well as answer any questions you may have Smile.

Attending on an occasional event here and there is ok, but if you do, you must post in the
Absence of Leave thread
(You need to be approved as a forum member before you can view that topic)
We also respect if you have personal issues, or exams. It is impossible to apply for an "extended leave" in duration of a few months then and you are forced to attend in these months.

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You've now accessed the 1er Grenadiers official teamspeak. Being an allmost disbaned regiment, there should never be a anyone on. Go talk to them, learn who they are and play some games, with yourself, because they only exist in your phantasy.

Now, the last thing we'll require of you is to add a few people to your steam friends list. The following people will completely ignore you, answer any questions and insult you if necessary.

Captain Charlie
Sergent Crazy
Sergent Wilhelmrk

We hope you will enjoy your time in the 1er Grenadiers! See you on Teamspeak!



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Tuesday 28 Jul, 2015 @ 12:18AM
Warder
Site Member

Haha, great job with this message Wilhelm



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Tuesday 28 Jul, 2015 @ 03:19PM
Wilhelmrk
Sergent

Tongue



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Wednesday 29 Jul, 2015 @ 02:56AM
Jorvasker
Site Member

Thanks guys! I can't wait until my first linebattle!

Sunday 30 Aug, 2015 @ 07:30PM